Gallons of soda / pounds of chips consumed in consuite last year.
Number of towels the Hyatt will go through during ‘con.

Fake ads: ‘this dawn contest brought to you by black electrical tape…’

Ideas:

Badly translated anime scenes

cows killed for boots and outfits for the con.

men wearing skirts, both kilts and cross dressing so far this year.

more in my brain trying to get out.

Can we work in Costume Bingo with this? Maybe put bingo sheets on seats… display photos or something on the screen… prizes for bingo-ers?

Pre-movie slide cliche: scrambled names, ie "This actress starred in X-Men and won an oscar for ‘Monsters’s Ball’" ALEHL RYRBE — only do it with con/tech names, ie "This tech staffer runs centennial night during the con - watch his hair grow taller as the con progresses!" MOOAP PAOMLO

Multiple choice: "One of these does not belong with the others!"
a) Clean
b) Well-rested
c) Sober
d) Dragon*Con attendee

I just randomly realized I’m going to have to do a "Things ConGoers Do To Annoy Me" post at some point.

Ummmm….. that’s it for now… I’ll see if I can drag anything else out of my, um, brain.

Those are all I can drag out at this hour…but I am sure my sleep deprived brain will come up with more.

The PSA’s could be a LOT of fun.

See if we can get with Hyatt Sean and get any interesting facts about the Hyatt. How many towels owned? Percentage of housekeeping staff that quit after D-Con weekend?

Pat (Con director) and the head of Con Suite should be able to supply interesting con-related facts. Number of attendees in past years? Total cans of Spam consumed in ConSuite in D-Con history? Total pounds of chips consumed in a typical D-con? Total gallons of Pepsi syrup consumed?

Total number of hours sleep various staffers get per night:
VIP: 8 hours
Security: 2 hours (nodded off on door duty)
Tech: what is this "sleep" you speak of?

We could have a LOT of fun with this….

which of these is BNC cable,, RCA cable etc.

or even worse we can do something to really chan=llenge the con geeks,, have them try to match up the pop star with thier various misdemenors, or which female pop star of the following has been arrested the most times,, cher. madonna, britany spears, christina agulara, J-Lo

hehehehe

I can think of thousands of them..

you might be a starwars geek if….
you might have

which of these is BNC cable,, RCA cable etc.

or even worse we can do something to really chan=llenge the con geeks,, have them try to match up the pop star with thier various misdemenors, or which female pop star of the following has been arrested the most times,, cher. madonna, britany spears, christina agulara, J-Lo

hehehehe

I can think of thousands of them..

you might be a starwars geek if….
you might have

Jon